r/Wokekids | he must be stopped
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  • Miguel Cuevas
    Miguel Cuevas

    Adam Sandler must be stopped

  • Ian K
    Ian K

    The "Pros and Cons of gentrification" one made me laugh. Congratulations you just deliberately stunted your kid's critical thinking and debating skills while also reinforcing insolence and disobedience of legitimate authority figures! A+ parenting!

  • Astrum Deorum
    Astrum Deorum

    the 13 yr old n-word thing is something believable

  • Mama MoMa
    Mama MoMa

    15:13 Nooo... 🤣🤣🤣

  • Doom

    Lets make this episode shorter: As like if it was real

  • Mystery LovesCompany
    Mystery LovesCompany

    I'm pretty sure G_d making humans because he was lonely is why Lucifer turned heel. First words of rebellion ever spoken were probably, "And what am I, chopped liver?!"

  • ItsFritter

    16:59 is obviosly a joke

  • ItsFritter

    11:43 that could have been real until they added the end part

  • Seven Point Six Two
    Seven Point Six Two

    TONS of democrats are PRO GUNS.... im one of them.... (democratic voter... socially im pretty libertarian tho..)

  • Jan Lohndorf
    Jan Lohndorf

    1:15 Are they fucking stupid?! First of all, you can only purchase those items at the Nook stop, not the Nook Shop. Second, the Mario and the Peach outfit, cost the same amout of bells!

  • Super Cooper
    Super Cooper

    17:30 it’s probably bad that I knew a kid in middle school who would have un-ironically said that

  • tacosauce

    I would expect to pay more for a dress and crown than overalls and a red cap with an M.

  • C D (DarkKnightGC)
    C D (DarkKnightGC)


  • Dr. Jose
    Dr. Jose

    My grandma think Rottweilers and pitbulls and dogs like that are pure evil and it just makes me want to

  • TigerLily

    The 11+ year old ones are actually pretty believable. Or maybe I was just a really outspoken 12 year old.

  • roteberg1

    That animal crossing thing. Fr though, when I was a kid and wanted a cosmetic item, I'd work my ass off in game if it was expensive.

  • SneakyRocket742

    Basically all the parents in this vid: OH MY GOSH MY KID JUST SOLVED WORLD HUNGER!! THEY’RE ONLY 2!!

  • Shadamyfan 1923
    Shadamyfan 1923

    1:08 this story is fucking bullshit.

  • Aeo Wrynn
    Aeo Wrynn

    My three year old speaks incoherently. I understand him. No three year old is saying that sh!t. My six year old says "indeed" and "quite". I'd say she's linguistically advanced. She still didn't say anything on this video. Lol

  • Chadina Calico
    Chadina Calico

    My friend posts genuinely true and funny things that her kids do. There's no reason to lie about this crap 😪

  • Asankanu 457
    Asankanu 457

    10:41 I believe this one , At school i got called an ugly fat f#cking malteser and he got the absolute crap beaten out of him This was just the other week

  • keskisberau

    The princess peach dress is more expensive because she's literally a princess, wearing expensive things. While Mario and Luigi are carpenter brothers.... Come on people...

  • Ein Typ
    Ein Typ

    You can just feel how genuine the ,,I hate Facebook" is

  • GlichedDragon _Draws
    GlichedDragon _Draws

    This video is more political and I can only imagine the war zone that is the comment section.

  • GlichedDragon _Draws
    GlichedDragon _Draws

    Ok, but if your parents are gonna be proud of you over made up stories then is it worth it?

  • Jovanni Wikel
    Jovanni Wikel

    Kid doesn't know moonshine is an alcoholic drink.

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  • MadMadge

    All these woke kids, and my ten year old sitting here trying to shove Lego heads up her nose 🤦

  • PyroTechnicSquirrel

    The only believable one was the 11 year old being called a f*ggot, because kids get called that really young. And 11 it’s the really that young anymore. I got called that at around 7-8 and the N-word at 10.

  • Y.

    wait hold up am i just a dumb marvel fan cuz why doesn't Batman qualify as a super hero? does the same apply to superman? Or do i just not understand? What have they come up with??

  • Sirperfluous

    For some reason Robin the sound of you pronouncing "mnew" at 11:59 was like crack to me. listened to that stuff like 20 times

  • H O O T Y
    H O O T Y

    10:08 Mmmmmm Alchohol

  • KRawatXP2003

    What's the answer to the not loyal to the country is?

  • opinionated fox l (oppiniotive fox)
    opinionated fox l (oppiniotive fox)


  • Dynamic Lion
    Dynamic Lion

    3:24 nah thats what we just be thinking sometimes we just be thinking abt everyone being proud of us and all the praise and always winning and stuff

  • Stella Drogon
    Stella Drogon

    why the hell do most of these seem fake and/or exaggerated?

  • kylelee1911

    liberals and conspiracy nuts always trying to show off how badly theyve indoctrinated their kids.....

  • Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio
    Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio

    My uhhh......Son Said to me "Daddy why is a Jackal eating my leg?" And I was soooooo _proud_ 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😎😎😎😍😍😍😘😊😊🤗😮😣🙄🙄😶🤔🤔🤔🤔.

  • Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio
    Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio

    God can do anything. Even furry prom Now you have that imagine in your head about God. Also my Dad agrees that God has a sense of humor.

  • Brandon Dial
    Brandon Dial

    These are examples of a few of many reasons I decided to just stop using social media

  • Branden Mclaughlin
    Branden Mclaughlin

    14:24 I'd honestly tell my son to get right in his mind.

  • Nicholas Schnee
    Nicholas Schnee

    Dear Aliens, Turn around! Go back.

  • Branden Mclaughlin
    Branden Mclaughlin

    11:47 Hell yeah kid you know the good shit you know that? And I swear to God if anyone tries to take this kid's Trump hat they will answer to his parents or me.

  • Branden Mclaughlin
    Branden Mclaughlin

    11:17 No. Just no. Breast cancer is very real and dangerous but scientists could have solved it long ago if it wasn't for the fact that cancer treatments give them so much constant money flow.

  • Branden Mclaughlin
    Branden Mclaughlin

    7:55 Okay now THIS kid's parents taught him the TRUTH.

  • Branden Mclaughlin
    Branden Mclaughlin

    7:39 Again can we punch these parents for raising their kids in lies?

  • Branden Mclaughlin
    Branden Mclaughlin

    6:05 I love how Robin simply told this guys liberal family to shut the F*ck up. Then the next meme plays and it's pro Biden. Robin: Can I seriously just break these people's jaw? Please? No? Well f*ck America is screwed.

  • Branden Mclaughlin
    Branden Mclaughlin

    4:56 Again, the ignorance of some people boggles me sometimes. And I'm not talking about the child either.

  • Branden Mclaughlin
    Branden Mclaughlin

    3:41 This dude is pointing out that what the editor said was making pit bulls seem like mean fighting breeds. That's legit what they were bred for you fucking idiot. The ignorance of some people I swear.

  • Branden Mclaughlin
    Branden Mclaughlin

    0:35 No no. He's got a point. And the answer is... No. He is not a true American.

  • ruggero spampinato
    ruggero spampinato


  • straypaper

    16:30 lmao this guy ain't even trying anymore or it's some nice sarcasm

  • Hiashi

    Pink tax isn't real, earth isn't flat, no 4 year old knows how to use "nonsense" and "preach" in a sentence well, and not every little kid needs to be a genius

  • Amalies_Amalia Lee Johnson
    Amalies_Amalia Lee Johnson

    Y’all... you do realize there are some actually smart kids out there right??? Yes some can be really god damn stupid and parents take what they say and try to make more out of it when they want to feel important. But the parents with the smart kids probably don’t post much cause they are focusing on studying and helping their kids.. meanwhile some of this could be fake, while they could also just have actually smart kids. When I would baby sit they’d say things that I still think about to this day. Only because the parents taught them well, and how to study on their own when they want to. So they’d come to me with facts or questions. It was interesting.. some were 4 while most were 8-12. Nevertheless, had a few good laughs with the regular kids.

  • Jesse Caviness
    Jesse Caviness

    I fully expect to see my cousin on this some day. The things she said her son says... Smh

  • Bass To Make The World Deaf
    Bass To Make The World Deaf

    Has anyone else noticed that the name from her account at 4:30 is the same code said in the amazing world of gumball for a literal life hack?

  • AFKei

    10:02 I don't know, maybe the kid has a drinking problem.

  • mewt mewt
    mewt mewt

    The pit bull part is kinda true tho ngl

  • Pinka Pop Ch
    Pinka Pop Ch

    "There is no boy or girl color" Proceed to say he picked pink because it's girl-related month

  • Sleek

    Bro this is so woke bro

  • cloud stalker
    cloud stalker

    I don't know some kids are really smart. Very political also. I went to school with 2 or 3 of their own kind of smart. If anything i think some of us just become stupid and depressed as we got older and stop caring.

  • Brett

    3:25 God, I hate people like this. We all know and understand that Thanksgiving has a horrible history behind it. What are you trying to accomplish with that? It just makes everyone feel uncomfortable

  • dora anti gacha gayming
    dora anti gacha gayming

    7:26 Honestly he could’ve said that. You are probably 15 reading this yourself lol

  • mystic

    hold on, is this... *wipes screen* r/thathappened????

  • Alvin Larsson
    Alvin Larsson

    I find it funny when you say its slightly painful when im here walking to the cemetary to kill myself

  • VaporBeastGaming

    "stephanie shut the **** up." that deserves a gold metal and so is the "My NeW bOrN bAbY sAiD yOu'rE hEr HeRo'

  • scroticle

    Mama bird? I would've been a proud Papa bird.

  • Grace Quach
    Grace Quach

    I know that this vid is supposed to be funny and all, but as a colored person, I absolutely DESPISE the notion that we deserve any more rights than white people do! We don't. We're flawed just the same as they are, and we don't need special treatment to get through life. DON'T. FREAKIN'. CODDLE. US.

  • scroticle

    Pink tax? Back when I was married, my wife went to buy deodorant. It was about half the size of the male one, yet cost more. Same ingredients.

  • Satan's Pet Worm
    Satan's Pet Worm

    In all honesty. Peach's dress is literally made for royalty, factoring in the types of fabric, gemstones, and the solid gold crown that also has gems in it it'd naturally cost way more than a plumber's uniform from Brooklyn.

  • The Devil’s Advocate
    The Devil’s Advocate

    5:54 yep, you got it right!

  • Paige Boylen
    Paige Boylen

    when i was 5 my mom got pulled over and i told the cop repeatedly she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt. helping your parent get out of a ticket is definitely not something a preschooler would do lol. kids are narcs

  • K Mac
    K Mac

    Imagine if Adam Sandler saw this

  • Alec Barr
    Alec Barr

    16:48 can we all agree this is a piss take

  • Samuel Lin
    Samuel Lin

    r/wokekids aka Parents talking about their shitty political opinion and dumping all the responsibility on their children

  • Brycen Smith
    Brycen Smith

    0:03 company naughty list *any company that makes pretzels and chips*

  • Discord is scared
    Discord is scared

    R/thathappened with extra steps

  • Brycen Smith
    Brycen Smith


  • Bark

    6:19 dear Stephanie congrats you totally ruined a kids life

  • Peppermint Skye's
    Peppermint Skye's

    10:40 ok, this is pretty believable. I know that me and and any of my friends (we are 13-14) would beat the shit out of a racist (of any age), the only difference is that we're all punk/emo, neurodivergent, queer, trans kids and the kids in that story are boys who play soccer

  • Peppermint Skye's
    Peppermint Skye's

    Robin:I hate Facebook *Facebook ad plays* Edit: spelling

    • The Mondy Morning
      The Mondy Morning


  • Syrupy Toad
    Syrupy Toad

    18:08 Junior high schooler here here Shut up and do your homework

  • St-Dan in a nutshell
    St-Dan in a nutshell

    Parents, stop. Just stop ✋ I've never been more tempted to slap a woman pretending to be a child, there is a sentence I never thought my husband would hear me say

  • nobody frek
    nobody frek

    Mario is a plumber while peach is a princess. How do you expect a plumber to buy an expensive clothing

  • SriPrabhav Dulla
    SriPrabhav Dulla

    16:50 that's... satire

  • 2 idiots who play games
    2 idiots who play games

    yooo, man why’re you so mad? Like, you keep getting so angry

  • PuSteighn44

    4:30 PREACH

  • himesama

    this is literally r/thathappened lol

  • Beetle The SilkWing
    Beetle The SilkWing

    My brain legitimately hurts and I'm just under two minutes in

  • Sarah Gray
    Sarah Gray

    I think that these kiddie Trump supporters would quail in terror if they met my daughter, who's 12, taller than me, deeply passionate about politics, feminism and the enviroment, resembles a junior version of Dame Tilda Swinton and absolutely HATES Trump. She's probably going to grow up to either join the NDP or turn to the Dark Side and become head of her own company.

  • Ace

    You know it really makes the video a lot less enjoyable when he keeps thinking every single post is fake. I get some are obviously fake but we still seriously underestimate just how smart kids are. They aren't always dumb. The sarcasm really isn't it

  • Shadoboy

    Of all the things that never happened, the 5 year old teaching about capitalism and socialism is the one that never happened the most.

  • Bean Burrito
    Bean Burrito

    11:44 I have no trouble believing that the kid wanted pink, but saying that he wanted it bc of breast cancer month is stupid. A seven year old said THAT. Might as well put “Follow me for more fairy tales” in your profile.

  • Joshua Gibbs
    Joshua Gibbs

    If the only people I could hang out with were glowing balls covered in eyes with bird wings, I’d create the human race too. 👨🏿‍🦽

  • Zion Zix
    Zion Zix

    12:46 just seems like your kid's saying "you're a 'meeh' mom, mom."

  • Zion Zix
    Zion Zix

    btw, the "pink tax" isn't a thing... it's usually a special and limited item only sold in the color pink. Though it can be true in the shit game they're playing, but who fucking cares? Meanwhile, in things that never ever happened: 3:03 - 3:29

  • Steven Overlord
    Steven Overlord

    "One day when I am born I am going to say something so insightful and deep it will make all of humanity weep and I won't be out of my diapers when I do it." - My Non-existent child.

  • Curly Bug
    Curly Bug

    i just realized that half of the shit i said as a kid probably could be put on this subreddit

  • You are loved!
    You are loved!

    3:19 someone doesnt know the meaning behind thanksgiving

  • Elliot

    Idk about you but in price Red shirt and overalls < Fancy pink princess dress