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4:54 dude this image was a picture on the wall in the health office of my old school
I’m gonna need this eye bleach after the fat 2 fit ad I just got
9:34 cursed comments
The intro was just fine. Funny 😀
about the snae "nostrils", they're heat sensors!!
Why are you talking about my anus in your intro, sir?
Ball python i dont know the exact moprh tho:(
1:47 oh my gawdddd i luv samoyeds i did a whole school project on them
Why is it eye bleach
My friend left the call to watch one of ur eye bleach videos
Those weren't nostrils on the snake. Those are heat pits. They sort of act like thermal imaging, so they can "see" where the heat is. It's how they hunt, by looking for heat signals. But they do have nostrils, up above the heat pits. Close to where their head gets flat so that they can submerge most of their head under water but still breathe. I feed my snake frozen, and I have to heat up the rat in a specific way for her to acknowledge that I'm giving her food and not just trying to put another cold thing in her tank, and maybe try to take my hand as the food offering.
10:10 Stage 1. Denial
That first cat looks like it is wearing a bathing suit saying, "come here hun, give me belly pets" and I hate myself for thinking if that image
When he said laama with hats I cried I miss that animation series
off topic comment: my trail mix tastes like zoo
2:39 reminds me of a cursed image of skid and pump sucking lemon demons no no parts..... I better get the bleach.
the 100 people the dislike this video hates cute aniamls
Boss Cat: Snookums. Snookums: Yes, boss? Boss Cat: Take out his other kneecap. Me: *literally dying of laughter*
This was altogether too cute and wholesome. On to cursed comments!
Me at the beginning: *hiding in the corner with a knife*NO I DONT WANNA HEAR THE SPEECH OF THE DEVIL!!!
8:09 Is it only me, or does that cat have some resemblance to Hagrid ? At least the beard is pretty good match...
.... as much as I love the video, I assume I should be glad I'm British. I've only heard of he Pacer test thing from one of my friends and she agreed it was torture. She showed me a video. I agree.
The fact that Jack memorized the whole fitness gram pacer teest-
MY MOM HAS THAT GIRAFFE PHOTO ON HER WALL WHAT
A sorrry to ruin ur day fact!: Sloths can die from stupidity...
I just got an add about dawn spray on dish soap then it ended and another add came on about spray on hair products and at the very start it shows some dudes hair getting sprayed from an out of view bottle and I was like wtf did they just spray his hair with dish soap
So I was chilling with my girlfriend, she starting listening to music at the same as I did, and this poem came into my head: Roses are red, Violets are fine... You listen to your music, And I’ll listen to mine!
How in the world do you think shaking the image is any kind of improvement? Just SO damned annoying, Has ANYBODY ever, EVER commented "You need to shake the images more."?
Hi Jack! I have nopeet chicken for dinner tonight!
5:59 MEOWton Hershy
_I am Jack your laxative today..._
That fox loaf image is my Home Screen now
hmm yes the floor is made of floor
1:59 - eat them both
I love your vids so much the only thing I don't really like is the reminder to subscribe because it goes from Grey to red meaning they unsubcribed and why would it do that when you are so great :(
The lamb that was golden well the color isn't actually gold it's afterbirth
Am I the only person who thinks Jack’s voice sounds so calming? His voice impressions make me smile
The first cat had white fur on it shaped like a bikini-
Those aren't the snakes nostrils, they're the snake's heat sensing pits. The nostrils are up higher.
9:05 this is pythons special feature. It is a thermal imager, Predator style.
"It's not racist I swear!" FBI: FBI! OPEN UP! WHERE ARE THE KITTIES? YOU DOG! I SAID WHERE ARE THE KITTIES?!
That baby alpaca at 1:08 looks like Sid from Ice Age if he lives in the modern age instead of the Ice age.
8:48 *BUT CARRRRRLLL*
Turd as in poopy poop wow
How did he not get winded when he was talking about the pacer test
All the comments are about the pacer test or whatever but,,, am I the only one that dosnt know that they are talking about? Like we never had that in my school- Maybe it's a american thing?
Lol. Those are heat sensing pits. But yes, they are adorable.
I dont understand if this is r/aww or r/eyebleach
I've had 7 out of 9 exams so far and I am super stressed, this helped calm me down a little so thank you very much
8:59 No, they aren't nostrils. Vipers, pythons and boas have holes on their faces called pit organs, which contain a membrane that can detect infrared radiation from warm bodies up to one meter away.
Jack, bruh, you ok?
3:19 yep that is not a bearded dragon lol. I have three so if that is one since when?
0:02 Me explaining why I’m being cyberbullied
I need neurofen
They are so cute I'm nearly crying ❤️✨💗💕😤
9:03 Not nostrils, they're reverse whiskers
"im not a furry"
The thumbnail makes my eyes hurt
me: enjoying eye bleach everyone else: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
looking at the cat that always looks like it’s about to sneeze made me feel like ima about to sneeze
1:34 this picture heals my fear of dogs
Yo I think that hat is Hitler
A I spelt cat as hat sorry
2:12 I just love how hard it is to pronounce "capivara"
I just watched a old naked dude shit in a bowl and eat it, thanks.
0:18 You have that there tooo! We have that in Portugal! I thought we were the only ones!!
i love eyebleach more then mademesmile-
How the hell did he memorize all that and also MANAGED TO DO IT ALL IN ONE BREATH
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The first duck voice over gave me anxiety 😂✨
8:45 Those people when something happens but they have an inside joke between them
3:23 that my friend is a baby horned lizard, they are very endangered but because I am super lucky I found one eating a pile of ants in my great grandfather's front yard, the reason they are endangered is because they only eat ants and because people kill so many ants they have little source of food
Bus or boss?
3:22 I had a baby bearded dragon and no that is a horned lizard I may be wrong but yeah I think its a horned lizard
Fitness pacer test erm not funny
The narration Jack did at 1:41 makes it seem like the dog behind the cute derp one is jealous of the cute derp one in a romantic way-
today i learned not to spell r/eyebleach incorrectly
6:30 When you gotta sneeze but it won't come out 😂
giraffe but white
8:49 the Beavis and butthead of animals
Someone better want to hear me rant about the pacer test
r/Wholesome is really wholesome
I thought r/eyebleach was supposed to be an even more cursed r/cursed images based off the intro. Turns out that r/eyebleach steals from r/wholesome images. *THIS VIDEO STINKS*
7:29 marking this for fanart. *nod*
uhh i dont think this is r/eyebleach
sus bear😳📮👈 1:24
look at r/eye bleach after looking at r/gachalifevringe
PTSD with that intro.
3:18 that is not a bearded dragon
Ok i can’t believe it but corn hub is a thing